i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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