I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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