Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
