her vagine was all disorganized.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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