Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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