so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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