Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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