I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
we made out on top of his cat.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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