so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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