I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We're too hungover to prance.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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