it's like iHOP with fire
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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