Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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