I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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