Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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