it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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