I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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