When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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