So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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