I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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