Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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