dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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