I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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