it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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