i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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