Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Damn victory sex feels great
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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