you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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