She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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