You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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