what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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