so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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