my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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