just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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