She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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