He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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