no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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