Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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