It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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