I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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