I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
