I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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