I wish I could punch you in the face.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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