operation have a gay friend backfired
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
