What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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