Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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