The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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