It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
This is the high leading the old right now
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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