i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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