Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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