i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
