Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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