The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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