So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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