doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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