are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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