she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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