Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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