i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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