Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Alive.
So much puke
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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