Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
someone owes me an orgasm
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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